“Friday after Next” Quotes 30 quotes
All I want fo Christmas is 2 fat bicthes with a namebelt that say "glitter" on it.
Mike Epps - Day-Day[Tag:christmas, clothes, sensuality]
“Man, we gotta have this party we had some badhoes coming in here! They said they gonna fuck for a buck, do something strange for a little changean you know we gonna make 'em holla for a doller.”
Mike Epps - Day-Day[Tag:christmas, parties, sex]
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“- UncleElroy: Barbecue, tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo' mama! Don't it, Willie?
- Mr. Jones: Yeah, boy! Hey, mama?
- GrandmaJones: What the hell you want, Willie? [Willie slaps her] ” Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy
John Witherspoon - Mr. Jones[Tag:family, food, violence]
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“Ho ho ho motherfucker!” Ice Cube - Craig Jones
[Tag:christmas, fighting]
“Nobody gets me pussy whipped I.. Whip Pussay!”
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy[Tag:manhood, sex]
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“- Damon: Ya know maybe we can get to know each other..
- MoneyMike: Shut up! The hell you talkin bout! I am a boy! You are not in prisonanymore Damon! Thats not how we do it!” Terry Crews - Damon
Katt Williams - Money Mike“All I want for Christmas, Santa, is two fat bitches, 2 bags a weedand 2 bags of chips to give to the fat bitches.”
Mike Epps - Day-Day[Tag:christmas, drugs, parties]
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“- Moly: Oh, no, no guns. You are top-flight unarmed securityguards.
- Craig Jones: What about walkie talkies?
- Day-Day: And some flashlights. In case we catch some girl giving up some head right in the back behind the trash cans, I could come back there with the flashlight and catch her.
- Moly: You guys are supposed to be big, tough...” (continue)(continue reading)Maz Jobrani - Moly
Ice Cube - Craig Jones
Mike Epps - Day-Day[Tag:job, sarcasm, strength]
“- Moly: You guys are top-flight security, best in the whole wide world. You have to defend this whole place with your own lives.
- Day-Day: And I'd die for this shit too. ”
Maz Jobrani - Moly
Mike Epps - Day-Day[Tag:job, safety, sarcasm]
“[Craig Jones walks into kitchen to discover Burglardressed as Santa Claus eating a sandwich]
- Craig Jones: What the hell you doing in my house; eating a big ass sandwich and shit?
- Santa Claus: Nigga, I'm Santa Claus; where the fuck are the milk and cookies? ”
Ice Cube - Craig Jones
Rickey Smiley - Santa Claus[Tag:christmas, food]
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“Y'all are trying to use the lord to sell pussy on this corner. ” Mike Epps - Day-Day
[Tag:christmas, prostitution]
“You know what? Don't hate, appreciate! U just mad because I'm always on the [blows whistle] crime scene.”
Mike Epps - Day-Day[Tag:appreciation, hatred, power]
“25% off. Everything must go. Maybe even you. ”
Katt Williams - Money Mike[Tag:salesmanship, threat]
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“- Craig Jones: Pearly, you ain't right. Tryin' to give my daddyVD.
- Mrs. Pearly: I'm callin' the police on y'all, fool!
- Craig Jones: Get that lined up too first, bitch! ” Ice Cube - Craig Jones
Bebe Drake - Mrs. Pearly[Tag:family, police, threat]
“I gotta piss like a russian race horse in the Kentucky derby getting chased by the glue truck.”
Katt Williams - Money Mike[Tag:excess, prostitution, sport]
“- MoneyMike: Speakingof which, where was yo antennas when them niggas was tryin' to rob me?!
- Woman: I'm sorry.
- MoneyMike: Don't be sorryhoe, be careful! I am tired of your presence, dismissed!”
Katt Williams - Money Mike[Tag:boredom, ghetto, manhood]
“As you can see, I got my black ass back in the ghetto: the only place you can get robbed by Santa Clause on Christmas Eve.”
Ice Cube - Craig Jones[Tag:christmas, ghetto, poverty]
“- Mr. Jones: I look better than you!
- UncleElroy: You don't!
- Mr. Jones: I cook better than you!
- UncleElroy: You can't!
- Mr. Jones: My dick is bigger than yours!
- UncleElroy: It was cold that night! ”
John Witherspoon - Mr. Jones
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy[Tag:challenge, family, manhood]
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“This is bullshit. I'm stuck between a pimp and a hard place. Donna, man down! Eleven thirty: pimp in distress!” Katt Williams - Money Mike
[Tag:ghetto, police]
“Y'all look good in y'all little tight-ass rent-a-copoutfits. Merry Christmas, niggettes.”
Terry Crews - Damon[Tag:ghetto, manhood]
“You oughta be nervous. You a black cop. ”
Mike Epps - Day-Day[Tag:anxiety, police, racism]
Oh, I heard about him. They call him the Santa Claus Crook or the Santa Claus Crip or something like that. He robbed a lady out in the parking lot last night, called her a "ho ho ho" and kept on running.
Sommore - Cookie[Tag:christmas, parties]
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“- Craig Jones: [beaten up Moly walks in Barbeque restaurant] Daaaamn!
- Day-Day: [imitating Moly] Someone call 9-1-1
- Mr. Jones: Moly... you got knocked the fuck out!
- Moly: Oh, good observation, buddy.
- Moly: Where were you buddies, huh?
- Craig Jones: We was on our lunch break.
- Day-Day: Trying to get something to eat, so we can secure...” (continue)(continue reading)Ice Cube - Craig Jones
Mike Epps - Day-Day
John Witherspoon - Mr. Jones
Maz Jobrani - Moly[Tag:fighting, ghetto, working]
“It ain't ya booty, it's ya beauty.”
Mike Epps - Day-Day[Tag:beauty, love, women]
“You like 'cause your son is a fag'? ”
Mike Epps - Day-Day[Tag:homosexuality, insult, threat]
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